Posts Tagged ‘santa’

  • VR4Sms : Santa was drawing money from ATM.

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    Santa was drawing money from ATM.
    Banta, who was just behind him in
    the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
    Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

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    Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever…
    What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

    He says: O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : Santa throw the butter out of the window?

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    Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
    A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

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    Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
    sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
    he Picks his Mobile Phone,
    Calls everyone from his phone
    & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : I will never marry in my life

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    Banta ask santa: what will you
    advise your children about marriage?

    Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
    I’ll give same advice to my children also.

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    2009.08.22 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta