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VR4Sms : A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. -
VR4Sms : A Chinese was in hospital.

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A Chinese was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chinese said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
that was…
KUTTE OXYGEN KI PIPE SE PAIR UTHA. -
VR4Sms : An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. -
VR4Sms : Kissing ur wife in ur home…

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s NOT MY FRIEND.” -
VR4Sms : What should I write against mother tongue

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Pappu (Son of Santa Singh) while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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