Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

  • VR4Sms : A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

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    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
    Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies,
    I’m coming daily since 4 days,
    I press the bell but no one comes out.

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : A Chinese was in hospital.

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    A Chinese was in hospital.
    SANTA went to meet him.
    Chinese said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
    SANTA went china to know the meaning,
    that was…
    KUTTE OXYGEN KI PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

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    An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : Kissing ur wife in ur home…

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    A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    “He’s NOT MY FRIEND.”

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta

  • VR4Sms : What should I write against mother tongue

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    Pappu (Son of Santa Singh) while filling up a form:
    What should I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long…..!

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    2009.08.23 / no responses / Category: SMS - Santa Banta